Montaigne's Essays Book
I
Source: Michel Montaigne. The Essays of Michael
Lord of Montaigne, 1580, 1597. Translated by John Florio, 1603. World's
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Table of contents: THE AUTHOR TO THE
READER+ 1.I+ By divers Meanes
men come unto a like End | 1.II+ Of Sadnesse
or Sorrowe | 1.III+ Our Affections are transported
beyond our selves | 1.IV+ How the Soule dischargeth
her Passions upon false objects, when the true faile it |
1.V+ Whether the Captaine of a Place Besieged ought to sallie forth
to Parlie | 1.VI+ That the Houre of Parlies
is dangerous | 1.VII+ That our Intention
judgeth our Actions | 1.VIII+ Of Idlenesse
| 1.IX+ Of Lyers | 1.X+
Of Readie or Slow Speech | 1.XI+ Of Prognostications
| 1.XII+ Of Constancie |
1.XIII+ Of Ceremonies in the enterview of Kings |
1.XIV+ Men are punished by too-much opiniating themselves in a
place without reason | 1.XV+ Of the punishment
of Cowardise | 1.XVI+ A tricke of certaine
Ambassadors | 1.XVII+ Of Feare |
1.XVIII+ That we should not judge of our Happinesse untill after
our Death | 1.XIX+ That to Philosophise is
to learn how to die | 1.XX+ On the force of
Imagination | 1.XXI+ The profit of one man
is the dammage of another | 1.XXII+ Of customs,
and how a received law should not easily be changed |
1.XXIII+ Divers events from one selfsame counsell |
1.XXIV+ Of Pedantisme | 1.XXV+ Of
the Institution and Education of Children; to the Ladie Diana of Foix,
Countesse of Gurson | 1.XXVI+ It is follie
to referre Truth or Falsehood to our sufficiencie |
1.XXVII+Of+ Friendship |
1.XXVIII+ Nine and twentie Sonnets of Steven de la Boetie, to the
Lady of Grammont, Countesse of Guisson | 1.XXIX+
Of Moderation |
1.XXX+ Of the Caniballes
| 1.XXXI+ That a Man ought soberly to meddle
with judging of Divine Lawes | 1.XXXII+
To avoid Voluptuousnesse in regard of Life | 1.XXXIII+
That Fortune is oftentimes met withall in pursuit of Reason |
1.XXXIV+ Of a Defect in our Policies | 1.XXXV+
Of the Use of Apparell | 1.XXXVI+ Of Cato
the younger y | 1.XXXVII+ How we weepe
and laugh at one selfe-same thing | 1.XXXVIII+
Of Solitarinesse | 1.XXXIX+ A consideration
upon Cicero | 1.XL+ That the taste of Goodsor
Evils doth greatly depend on the opinion we have of them |
1.XLI+ That a Man should not communicate his Glorie |
1.XLII+ Of the Inequalitie that is betweene us |
1.XLIII+ Of Sumptuarie Lawes, or Lawes for moderating of Expenses
| 1.XLIV+ Of Sleeping |
1.XLV+ Of the Battell of Dreux | 1.XLVI+
Of Names | 1.XLVII+ Of the uncertaintie
of our Judgement | 1.XLVIII+ Of Steeds,
called in French Destriers | LIX Of ancient Customes |
1.L+ Of Democritus and Heraclitus | 1.LI+
Of the Vanitie of Words | 1.LII+ Of the Parcimonie
of our Forefathers | 1.LIII+ Of a saying
of Caesar | 1.LIV+ Of vaine Subtlities, or
subtill Devices | 1.LV+ Of Smels and Odors
| 1.LVI+ Of Praiers and Orisons |
1.LVII+ Of age
INDEX: active_life+(1)
| acts_words+(1) |
advice+(1) |
Alexander+(1) |
ambition+(2) | Antonio+(4) |
appetites+(1) | Aristides+(1)
| Aristotles+(1) |
artscrafts+(1) | avarice+(1) |
Barnardine+(1) | Bassanio+(2)
| beneficence+(1) |
benefit+(1) | Boromeus+(1) |
Brutus+(2) | businesse+(1) |
Cato+(2) | CATO+(1) |
caution+(1) | ceremonies+(1)
| Chris+(1) | CICERO+(1)
| common+(1) |
compassion+(1) | constancie+(2)
| constancy+(1) |
Cordelia+(2) | courage+(2) |
courtesie+(1) | culture_binding+(1)
| danger+(1) | death+(4)
| Death+(1) |
deconstruction+(1) | decorum+(1)
| degree+(1) | devoire+(1)
| die_well+(1) |
discretion+(1) | Donne+(1) |
economics_rules+(1) | effeminate+(1)
| Emerson+(2) |
Epictetus+(1) | equality+(1) |
esteem+(1) | examples+(2) |
expediency+(1) | faces+(1) |
Falstaff+(1) | flatterer+(1)
| fop+(1) |
fortune+(12)
| Fortune+(1) |
FORTUNE+(1) | fortunes+(1) |
freedom+(1) |
friendship+(2)
| gent+(1) | gift+(1)
| glorie+(1) | GLORIE+(1)
| Gloucester+(1) |
Gonzalo+(2) | good_counsell+(1)
| grace+(1) | gratitude+(1)
| Gullivers_Travels+(1) |
Hal+(1) | Hamlet+(1) |
hazard+(1) | honestie+(1) |
Honesty+(1) | honour+(2) |
Honour+(1) ) | honourable+(1)
| Hotspur+(3) |
Houyhouyhnms+(3) | human_nature+(1)
| humanity+(1) |
hunter_gatherer+(2) | inconstancie+(1)
| ingratitude+(1) |
justice+(1) | Kent+(3) |
LaRocheoucault+(1) | Lawyers+(1)
| Lear+(12) | Lelius+(1)
| liberal_arts+(3) |
liberality+(1) | liberall_Sciences+(1)
| libertie_against_Tyrants+(1)
| list_of_vices+(2) |
Macbeth+(1) | magnanimitie+(1)
| martiall_man+(1) |
memorie+(1) | Merchant+(1) |
meritocracy+(1) | modestie+(1)
| non_nobis+(1) |
objectivity+(2) | offence+(1) |
offices_of_friendship+(1) | pardon+(1)
| passions+(1) |
patience+(1) | pedant+(1) |
Pedant+(1) |
perfect_friend+(1)
| Phocion+(1) |
PlainDealer+(13) | plaine_English+(1)
| Platoes+(1) |
Plutark+(1) | Plutarke+(2) |
Polonius+(1) | Pope+(4) |
Portia+(2)
| Prospero+(12) |
Prospero_dream+(1) | protestantism+(1)
| prudence+(1) |
publike_good+(2) | quarrell+(1)
| rationalization+(1) |
reason+(1) |
reciprocall+(1)
| reputation+(2) |
Republic+(1) | | revenge+(3) |
Romane+(1) | Scipio+(1) |
selfcriticism+(1) | Seneca+(3) |
Shylock+(4) | Sidney+(1) |
simple+(1) | simplicitie+(2)
| simplicity+(1) |
skeptic+(1) | Smiley+(1) |
societie+(1) | soule+(1) |
sprezzatura+(4) | Stoicks+(1) |
Stone+(1) | Struldbrugs+(1)
| temperance+(1) |
Tempest+(2) | Thoreau+(1) |
Timon+(1) | trades+(1) |
trust+(1) | trusting+(1) |
tyranny+(1) | tyrant+(1) |
usthem+(9) | virtues_list_of+(1)
| voluntarie_servitude+(1)
| Voluntary_Servitude+(1) |
voluptuousnesse+(1) | war+(1) |
wit+(1) | wit_and_judgement+(1)
| word+(1) |
word_and_bond+(1)
THE AUTHOR TO THE READER+
READER, loe here a well-meaning Booke. It doth
at the first entrance forewarne thee, that in contriving the same I have
proposed unto my selfe no other than a familiar and private end:
I have no respect or consideration at all, either to thy service, or to
my glory: my forces are not capable of any such desseigne. I have
vowed the same to the particular commodity of my kinsfolk and friends:
to the end, that losing me (which they are likely to do ere long), they
may therein find some lineaments of my conditions and humours, and by that
meanes reserve more whole, and more lively foster the knowledge and acquaintance
they have had of me. Had my intention beene to forestal and purchase the
world's opinion and favour, I would surely have adorned myselfe more quaintly,
or kept a more grave and solemne march. I desire therein to be delineated
in mine own genuine, simple and ordinarie fashion, without contention,
art or study; {PlainDealer+}
for it is myselfe I pourtray. My imperfections shall thus be read
to the life, and my naturall forme discerned, so farre-forth as publike
reverence hath permitted me. For if my fortune had beene to have
lived among those nations which yet are said to live under the sweet liberty
of Nature's first and uncorrupted lawes, {Gonzalo+}
I assure thee, I would most willingly have pourtrayed myselfe fully and
naked. Thus, gentle Reader, myselfe am the groundworke of my booke:
it is then no reason thou shouldest employ thy time about so frivolous
and vaine a subject.
Therefore farewell,
From MONTAIGNE,
The First of March, 1580.
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THE ESSAYES OF MICHAEL LORD OF MONTAIGNE THE FIRST BOOKE
CHAPTER 1.I+ BY DIVERS MEANES MEN COME UNTO
A LIKE END
THE most usuall way to appease those minds we have offended (when revenge
lies in their hands, and that we stand at their mercy) is, by submission
to move them to commiseration and pitty: Neverthelesse, courage,
constancie, and resolution (meanes altogether opposite) have sometimes
wrought the same effect. Edward the black Prince of Wales (who so
long governed our Country of Guienne, a man whose conditions and fortune
were accompanied with many notable parts of worth and magnanimitie) having
beene grievously offended by the Limosins, though he by maine force tooke
and entered their Citie, could by no meanes be appeased, nor by the wailefull
out-cries ofall sorts of people (as of men, women, and children) be moved
to any pittty, they prostrating themselves to the common slaughter, crying
for mercy, and humbly submitting themselves at his feet, until such time
as in triumphant manner passing thorow their Citie, he perceived three
French Gentlemen, who alone, with an incredible and undaunted boldnesse
gainstood the
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enraged violence, and made head against the furie of his victorious
armie. The consideration and respect of so notable a vertue, did
first abate the dint of his wrath, and from those three began to relent,
and shew mercy to all the other inhabitants of the said towne. Scanderbeg,
Prince of Epirus, following one of his souldiers, with purpose to kill
him, who by all means of humilitie, and submisse entreatie, had first offered
to pacifie him, in such an unavoidable extremitie, resolved at last, resolutely
to encounter him with his sword in his hand. This resolution did
immediately stay his Captains fury, who seeing him undertake so honourable
an attempt, not only forgave, but received him into grace and favour.
This example may haply, of such as have not knowne the prodigious force
and matchless valour of the said Prince, admit another interpretation.
The Emperor Conradus, third of that name, having besieged Guelphe, Duke
of Bavaria, what vile or base satisfacfaction soever was offered him, would
yeeld to no other milder conditions, but only to suffer such Gentlewomen
as were with the Duke in the Citie (their honours safe) to issue out of
the Towne afoot, with such things as they could carry about them.
They with an unrelenting courage advised and resolved themselves (neglecting
all other riches or jewels) to carry their husbands, their children, and
the Duke himselfe, on their backs: the Emperour perceiving the quaintnesse
of their device, tooke so great pleasure at it, that hee wept for joy,
and forthwith converted that former inexorable rage, and mortall hatred
he bare the Duke, into so milde a relenting and gentle kindnesse, that
thence forward he entreated both him and his with all favour and courtesie.
Either of these wayes might easily perswade mee: for I am much inclined
to mercie, and affected to mildnesse. So it is, that in mine opinion,
I should more naturally stoope unto compassion, than bend to estimation.
Yet is pitty held a vicious passion among the
Stoicks+. They would have us aid the afflicted, but not to faint
and co-suffer with them. These examples seeme fittest for mee, forsomuch
as these minds are
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seene to be assaulted and environed by these two meanes, in undauntedly
suffering the one, and stooping under the other. It may peradventure
be said, that to yeeld ones heart unto commiseration, is an effect of facility,
tendernesse, and meeknesse: whence it proceedetrh, that the weakest natures,
as of women, children, and the vulgar sort are more subject unto it.
But (having contemned teares and wailings) to yeeld unto the onely reverence
of the sacred Image of vertue, is the effect of a couagious and imployable
mind, holding a masculine and contant vigour, in honour and affection.
Notwithstanding, amazement and admiration may in lesse generous minds worke
the like effect. Witnesse the Thebanes, who having accused and indited
their Captaines, as of a capitall crime, forsomuch as they had continued
their charge beyond the time prescribed them, absolved and quit Pelopidas
of all punishment, because he submissively yeelded under the burden of
such objections, and to save himselfe, imployed no other meanes, but suing-requests,
and demisse entreaties; where on the contrary, Epaminondas boldly relating
the exploits atchieved by him, and with a fierce and arrogant manner upbraiding
the people with them, had not the heart so much as to take their lots into
his hands, but went his way, and was freely absolved; the assembly much
commending the stoutnesse of his courage. Dionysius the elder, after
extreme difficulties, having taken the Citie of Reggio, and in it the Captaine
Phyton (a worthy honest man), who had so obstinately defended the same,
would needs shew a tragicall example of revenge. First, he told him,
how the day before, he had caused his sonne and all his kinsfolkes to be
drowned. To whom Phyton, stoutly out-staring him, answered nothing, but
that they were more happy than himselfe by the space of one day.
Afterward he caused him to he stripped, and by his executioners to be taken
and dragged thorow the Citie most ignominiously, whipping him, charging
him besides with contumelious speeches. All which not-
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withstanding, as one no whit dismayed, he ever shawed a constant and
resolute heart; and with a cheerefull and bold countenance went on still,
loudly recounting the honourable and glorious cause of his death, which
was, that he would never consent to yeeld his Country into the hands of
a cruell tyrant, menacing him with an imminent punishment of the Gods.
Dionysius plainly reading in his Souldiers lookes, that in lieu of animating
them with braving his conquered enemie, they in contempt of him, and scorn
of his triumph, seemed by the astonishment of so rare a vertue, to be moved
with compassion, and inclined to mutinie, yea, and to free Phyton from
out the hands of his Sergeants, or Guard, caused his torture to cease,
and secretly sent him to be drowned in the sea. Surely, man is a
wonderful, vaine, divers, and wavering subject: it is very hard to ground
any directly-constant and uniforme judgement upon him. Behold Pompey,
who freely pardoned all the Citie of the Mamertines (against which he was
grievously enraged) for the love of the magnanimitie, and consideration
of the exceeding vertue of Zeno, one of their fellow-citizens, who tooke
the publike fault wholly upon himselfe, and desired no other favour, but
alone to beare the punishment thereof; whereas Syllaes host having used
the like vertue in the Citie of Perugia, obtained nothing, neither for
himself, nor for others. And directly against my first example, the
hardiest amongst men, and so gracious to the vanquished, Alexander the
great, after many strange difficulties, forcing the Citie of Gaza, encountred
by chance with Betis, that commanded therein, of whose valour (during the
siege) he had felt wonderfull and strange exploits, being then alone, forsaken
of all his followers, his armes all-broken, all-besmeared with bloud and
wounds, fighting amongst a number of Macedonians, who pell-mell laid still
upon him; provoked by so deare a victorie (for among other mishaps he had
newly received two hurts in his body) said this unto him; 'Betis, thou
shalt not die as thou wouldest: for make account thou must indure all the
torments
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may possibly bee devised or inflicted upon a caitife wretch, as thou
art.' But he, for all his enemies threats, without speaking one word, returned
only an assured, sterne, and disdainefull countenance upon him; which silent
obstinacie Alexander noting, said thus unto himselfe: What? would
hee not bend his knee? could he not utter one suppliant voyce? I
will assuredly vanquish his shence, and if I cannot wrest a word from him,
I will at least make him to sob or groane.' And converting his anger into
rage, commanded his heeles to bee through-pierced, and so all alive with
a cord through them, to be torne, mangled, and dismembered at a carts-taile.
May it be, the force of his courage, was so naturall and peculiar unto
him, that because he would no-whit admire him, he respected him the lesse?
or deemed he it so proper unto himselfe, that in his height, he could not
without the spigot of envious passion, endure to see it in an other? or
was the naturall violence of his rage incapable of any opposition? surely,
had it received any restraint, it may be supposed, that in the ransacking
and desolation of the Citie of Thebes, it should have felt the same; in
seeing so many Worthies lost, and valiant men put to the sword, as having
no meanes of publike defence; for above six thousand were slaine and massacred,
of which not one was seene, either to run away, or beg for grace.
But on the contrary, some here and there seeking to affront, and endeavouring
to check their victorious enemies, urging and provoking them to force them
die an honourable death. Not one was seene to yeeld, and that to his last
gaspe did not attempt to revenge himselfe, and with all weapons of dispaire,
with the death of some enemie, comfort and sweeten his owne miserie.
Yet could not the affliction of their vertue find any ruth or pitie, nor
might one day suffice to glut or asswage his revengefull wrath. This
butcherous slaughter continued unto the last drop of any remaining bloud;
where none were spared but the unarmed and naked, the aged and unpotent,
the women and children; that so from amongst them, they might get thirtie
thousand slaves.
CHAPTER 1.II+ OF SADNESSE OR SORROWE
No man is more free from this passion than I, for I neither love nor
regard it: albeit the world hath undertaken, as it were upon covenant,
to grace it with a particular favour. Therewith they adorne age,
vertue, and conscience. Oh foolish and base ornament! The Italians
have more properly with it's name entitled malignitie: for, it is a qualitie
ever hurtfull, ever sottish; and as ever base and coward, the Stoikes inhibit
their Elders and Sages to be therewith tainted, or have any feeling of
it. But the Storie saith; that Psamneticus king of AEgypt, having
been defeated and taken by Cambises king of Persia, seeing his owne daughter
passe before him in base and vile aray, being sent to draw water from a
well, his friends weeping and wailing about him (he with his eves fixed
on the ground, could not be moved to utter one word), and shortly after
beholding his sonne led to execution, held still the same undaunted countenance:
but perceiving a familiar friend of his haled amongst the captives, he
began to beat his head, and burst forth into extreame sorrow. This
might well be compared to that which one of our Princes was lately seene
to doe, who being at Trent, and receiving newes of his elder brothers death;
but such a brother as on him lay all the burthen and honour of his house;
and shortly after tidings of his younger brothers decease, who was his
second hope; and having with an unmatched countenance and exemplar constancie
endureth
these two affronts; it fortuned not long after, that one of his servants
dying, he by this
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latter accident suffered himselfe to be so far transported, that quitting
and forgetting his former resolution, he so abandoned himselfe to all manner
of sorrow and griefe, that some argued, only this last mischance had toucht
him to the quicke: but verily the reason was that being otherwise full,
and over-plunged in sorrow, the least surcharge brake the bounds and barres
of patience. The light might (I say) be, judged of our storie, were
it not it followeth, that Cambises enquirmg of Psamneticus, why he was
nothing distempered at the misfortune of his sonne and daughter, he did
so impatiently beare the disaster of his friend: 'It is,' answered he,
'because this last displeasure may be manifested by weeping whereas the
two former exceed by much, all meanes and compass to bee expressed by teares.'
The invention of that ancient Painter might happily fit this purpose, who
in the sacrifice of Iphigenia, being to represent the griefe of the by-
standers, according to the qualitie and interest each one bare for the
death of so faire, so young and innocent a Lady, having ransacked the utmost
skill and effects of his art, when he came to the Virgins father, as if
no countenance were able to represent that degree of sorrow, he drew him
with a vaile over his face. And that is the reason why our Poets
faine miserable Niobe, who first having lost seven sonnes and immediately
as many daughters, as one over-burthened with their losses, to have been
transformed into a stone;
Diriguisse malis:/1
And grew as hard as stone,
But miserie and moane.
Thereby to expresse this mournfull shent stupiditie, which so doth pierce
us, when accidents surpassing our strength orewhelme us. Verily the
violence of a griefe, being extreme; must needs astonie the mind, and hinder
the liberty of her actions. As it hapneth at the sudden alarum of
some bad tidings, when we shall feele
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1 Ovid. Met 1. vi. 303.
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our selves surprised, benummed, and as it were deprived of all motion,
so that the soule bursting afterward forth into teares and complaints,
seemeth at more ease and libertie to loose, to cleare and dilate it selfe.
Et via vix tandem voci laxata dolore est:/1
And scarce at last for speech
By griefe was made a breach.
In the warres which king Ferdinando made against the widow of John king
of Hungaria, about Buda; a man at armes was particularly noted of all men,
for much as in a certaine skirmish be had shewed exceeding prowesse of
his body, and though unknowne, being slaine, was highly commended and much
bemoaned of all; but yet of none so greatly as of a Germane lord, called
Raisciac, as he that was amased at so rare vertue: his body being recovered
and had off, this Lord, led by a common curiositie, drew neere unto it,
to see who it might be, and having caused him to be disarmed, perceived
him to be his own sonne; which knowne, did greatly augment the compassion
of all the camp: he only without framing word, or closing his eyes, but
earnestly viewing the dead body of his sonne, stood still up upright, till
the vehemencie of his sad sorrow, having suppressed and choaked his vitall
spirits, fell'd him starke dead to the ground. {Lear+}
Chi puo dir com' egli arde, e in picciol fuoco:/2
He that can say how he doth frie, ln pettie-gentle flames doth lie,
say those Lovers that would lively represent an intolerable passion.
misere quod omne
Eripit sensus mihi; Nam simul t
Lesbia aspexi, nihil est super mi
Quod loquar amen
Lingua torpet, tenuis sub artu
Flamma dimanant, sonitu suopt
Tinniunt aures, gemina teguntur
Lumina nocte./3
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1 VIRG. Aen. 1. xi. 151. 2 PET. p. 1. Son. 140.3 CATUL.
Epig. xlviii. 5.
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miserably from me
This bereaves all sense: for I can no soone
Eie thee my sweet heart, but I wot not one word to speak amazed
Tongue-tide as in a trance, while a sprightly thin flam
Flowes in all my joynts with a
selfe-resounding
Both my ears tingle, with a night redoubled
Both mine eies are veild.
Nor is it in the liveliest, and most ardent heat
of the fit, that wee are able to display our plaints and perswasions, the
soule being then aggravated with heavie thoughts, and the body suppressed
and languishing for love. And thence is sometimes engendered that
casuall faintnes, which so unseasonably surpriseth passionate Lovers, and
that childnesse, which by the
Curae leves loquuntur, ingentes stapent./1
Light cares can freely speake
Great cares heart rather breake.
The surprize of an unexpected pleasure astonieth us alike.
Vt me conspexit venientem, et Troja circu
Arma amins vidit, maqnis exterrita monstris
Diriguit visu in medi, calor ossa reliquit
Labitur, et longo vix tandem tempore fatur./2
When she beheld me come, and round abou
Senselesse saw Trojan armes, she stood afrai
Stone-still at so strange sights: life heat flew out
She faints: at last, with long pause thus she said.
Besides the Romane Ladie, that die for joy to see her sonne returne alive
from the battell of Cannae, Sophocles and Dionysius the Tyrant, who deceased
through overgladnes: and Talva, who died in Corsica, reading the newes
of the honours the Roman Senate had conferred him: It is reported
that in our age, Pope Leo the tenth having received advertisement of the
taking of the Citie of Millane, which be had so exceedingly desired, entred
into such excesse of joy, that he fell
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1 SEN. Hip. Act. ii. Scena 2. 2 VIRG. Aenead.
1. iii. 306.
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into an ague whereof he shortly died. And for a more authenticall
testimonie of humane imbecilitie, it is noted by our Ancients that Diodorus
the Logician, being surprised with an extreme passion or apprehension of
shame, fell down starke dead, because neither in his Schoole, nor in publique,
he had beene able to resolve an argument prepounded unto him. I am
little subject to these violent passions. I have naturally a hard
apprehension, which by discourse I daily harden more and more.
CHAPTER 1.III+ OUR AFFECTIONS ARE TRANSPORTED
BEYOND OUR SELVES
THOSE which still accuse men for ever gaping after future things, and
go about to teach us, to take hold of present
fortunes+, and settle our selves upon them, 0as having no hold of that
which is to come; yea much lesse than we have of that which is already
past, touch and are ever harping upon the commonest humane error, if they
dare call that an error, to which Nature her selfe, for the service of
the continuation of her worke, doth address us, imprinting (as it doth
many others) this false imagination in us, as more jealous of our actions,
than of our knowledge. We are never in our selves, but beyond.
Feare, desire, and hope, draw us ever towards that which is to come, and
remove our sense and consideration from that which is, to amuse us on that
which shall be, yea when we shall be no more. Calamitosus est animus futuri
anxius./1 'A minde in suspense what is to come, is in a pittifull case.'
This noble precept is often alleaghed in Plato, 'Follow thy businesse and
know thy selfe;' Each of these two members, doth generally imply all our
duty; and likewise enfolds his companion. He that should doe his businesse
might perceive that his first lesson is, to know what he is, and what is
convenient for him. And he that knoweth himselfe, takes no more anothers
matters for his owne, but above all other things, loveth and correcteth
himselfe, rejecteth superfluous occupations, idle imaginations, and unprofitable
propositions.
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As if you grant follie what it desireth, it will no-whit be satisfied;
so is wisdome content with that which is present, and never displeased
with it selfe. Epicurus doth dispense with his age touching the foresight
and care of what shall insue. Amongst the lawes that regard the deceased,
that which ties the actions of Princes to be examined when they are dead,
seemes to me verie solid. They are companions, if not masters of
the lawes: That which justice could not worke on their heads, it is reason
it effect upon their
reputation+, and goods of their successors: things wee many times
preferre before our lives. It is a custome brings many singular commodities
unto nations that observe it, and to be desired of all good Princes: who
have cause to complaine that the memorie of the wicked is used as theirs.
Wee owe a like obedience and subjection to all Kings; for it respects their
office: but estimation and affection, we owe it only to their vertue.
If they be unworthy, wee are to endure them patiently, to conceale their
vices, and to aid their indifferent actions with our commendations, as
long as their authoritie hath need of our assistance,{Kent+}
and that ought to be ascribed unto politike order. But our commerce
with them being ended, there is no reason we should refuse the unfolding
of our felt wrongs unto justice and our libertie. And specially to
refuse good subjects, the glory to have reverently and faithfully served
a master, {Kent+}
whose imperfections were so well knowne unto them: exempting posteritie
from so profitable an example. And such as for the respect of some
private benefit or interest, doe wickedly embrace the memorie of an unworthy
Prince, doe particular justice at the cbarge of publike justice.
Titus Livius speaketh truly, where he saith, that the speech of men brought
up under a royaltie is ever full of vaine ostentations, and false witness;
everyman indiferently extolling the King, to the furthest straine of valour
and soveraigne greatnesse. The magnanimitie of those two Souldiers may
be reproved, one of which being demanded of Nero, why he hated him, answered
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thee whilest thou wast worthy of love, but Since thou becamest a parricide,
a fire-brand, a Juglar, a Player, and a Coach-man, I hate thee, as thou
deservest. {Kent+} The other being asked,
wherefore he sought to kill him, answered, Because I finde no other course
to hinder thy uncessant outrages and impious deeds. But can any man,
that hath his senses about him, justly prove the publike and generall testimonies
that since his death have beene given, and so shall be for ever, both against
him and all such like reprobates, of his tyrannicall and wicked demeanours?
I am sorrie that in so sacred a policie as the Lacedemonian was, so fained
and fond a ceremonie at the death of their Kings was ever devised and brought
in use. All their confederates and neighbours, all the slave-Helotes,
men and women pell- mell, for a testimonie of their grief and sorrow, did
mangle and gash their foreheads, and in their out-cries and lamentations
exclaimed, that their deceased King, howsoever he had lived, was and had
beene the best Prince that ever they had, ascribing in order the commendations
due unto desert, and to the last and latter ranke, what belongs unto the
first merit. Aristotle that hath an oare in every water, and medleth
with all things, makes a question about Solons speech, who saith, that
no man can truly be counted happy before his death, Whether he that lived
and died according to his wish, may be named happy, whether his renowne
be good or ill, and whether his posteritie be miserable or no. Whilest
wee stirre and remove, wee transport our selves by preoccupation wheresoever
we list: but no sooner are wee out of being, but wee have no conununication
at all with that which is. And it were better to tell Solon, that never
man is happy then, since he never is so, but when he is no more.
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Quisqua
Vix radicitus e vita se tollit, et ejicit
Se facit esse qui quiddam super inscius ipse
Nee removet satis a projecto corpora sese, et
Vindicat./1
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Scarce any rids himselfe of life so cleer
But leaves unwitting some part of him heere
Nor frees or quits himselfe sufficientl
From that his body which forlorne doth lie.
Bertrand of Glesquin died at the siege of
the castle of Rancon, neere unto Puy in Avergne: the besieged yeelding
afterwards, were forced to carry the keies of the Castle, upon the deceased
of the Captaine. Bartholomew of Alviano, Generall of the Venetian
forces dying in their service and wars about Brescia, and his bodie being
to be transported to Venice, through the territorie of Verona, which was
then enemie unto them, the greatest part of the army thought it expedient
to demand a safe conduct for their passage of those of Verona, to which
Theodore Trivulcio stoutly opposed himselfe, and chose rather to pass it
by main force and to hazard the day, saying it was not convenient that
he who in his life time had never apprehended feare of his enemies should
now being dead, seeme to feare them. Verily in like matters by the
lawes of Greece, hee that required a dead body of his enemies, with intent
to bury the same, renounced the victory, and might no more erect any trophy
of it: and he who was so required, purchased the title of honour and gaine.
So did Nicias lose the advantage hee had clearely gained of the Corinthians;
and contrariwise, Ageshaus assured that, hee doubtfully had gotten of the
Boeotians. These actions might bee deemed strange, if in all ages
it were not a common-received opinion, not only to extend the care of our
selves, beyond this life, but also to beleeve, that heavenly favours doe
often accompany us unto our grave, and continue in our posterity.
Whereof there are so many examples (leaving our moderne a part that I need
not wade farre into it.
Edward the first King of England, in the long
wars he had with Robert King of Scotland, having by triall found how greatly
his presence advantaged the successe of his affaires, and how he was ever
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died, bound his sonne by solemne oath, that being dead he should cause
his body to be boyled, untill the flesh fell from the bones, which he should
cause to be interred, and carefully keeping the bones, ever carry them
about him, whenever hee should happen to have wars with the Scots:
As if destiny had fatally annexed the victory unto his limmes. John
Zisca, who for the defence of Wickliff's opinions so much troubled the
state of Bohemia, commanded that after his death his body should be flead,
and a drum made of his skin, to be carried and sounded in all the wars
against his enemies: deeming the sound of it would be a meanes to continue
the advantages, which in his former warres hee had obtained of them.
Certaine Indians did likewise carry the bones of one of their Captaines
in the skirmishes they had with the Spaniards, in regard of the good successe
hee had, whilest hee lived, against them: And other nations of that
new-found world, doe likewise carry the bodies of such worthy aud fortunate
men with them, as have died in their battels, to serve them in stead of
good fortune and encouragement. The first examples reserve nothing else
in their tombes, but the reputation acquired by their former atchievements:
but these will also adjoyne unto it the power of working. The act
of Captaine Bayard is of better composition, who perceiving himslef deadly
wounded by a shot received in his body, being by his men perswaded to come
off and retire himselfe from out the throng, answered, he would not now
so neere his end begin to turne his face from his enemie: and having stoutly
foughten so long as he could stand, feeling himselfe to faint and stagger
from his horse, commanded his steward to lay him against a tree, but in
such sort, that he might die with his face toward the enemie; as indeed
hee did. I may not omit this other example, as remarkable for this
consideration, as any of the precedent. The Emperour Maximilian,
great grand-father to Philip now King of Spaine, was a Prince highly endowed
with many noble qualities, and amongst others with a well-nigh matchless
comeliness of body; but
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with other customes of his, hee had this one much contrarie to other
Princes, who to dispatch their weightiest affaires make often their close-
stoole their regall Throne or Council-Chamber, which was, that hee would
not permit any groome of his chamber (were hee never so neere about him)
to see him in his inner chamber, who if he had occasion but to make water,
would as nicely and as religiously with-draw himselfe as any maiden, and
never suffer so much as a Pbysitian, much lesse any other whatsoever, to
see those privie parts that all in modestie seeke to keepe secret and unseene.
My selfe, that am so broad-mouthed and lavish in speeches, am notwithstanding
naturally touched with that bashfulnesse. And unlesse it bee by the
motion of necessity or of voluptuousnesse, I never willingly imparted those
actions and parts (which custome willeth to bee concealed) to the view
of any creature. I endure more compulsion, then I deeme befitting a man,
especially of my profession. But hee grew to such superstition, that
by expresse words in his last will and Testament, hee commanded, that being
dead, hee should have linnen-flops put about them. Hee should by
codiche have annexeed unto it, that hee who should put them on, might have
his eies hood-winckt. The instruction which Cyrus giveth his children,
that neither they nor any other should either see or touch his body, after
the breath were once out of it; I ascribe it unto some motive of devotion
in him. For both his historian and himselfe, amongst many other notable
qualities they are endued with, have throughout all the course of their
life seemed to have a singular respect and awfull reverence unto religion.
That story displeased me very much, which a nobleman told me of a kinsman
of mine (a man very famous and well known both in peace and warre), which
is, that dying very aged in his court, being much tormented with extreme
pangs of the stone, hee with an earnest and unwearied care, employed all
his last houres, to dispose the honour and ceremony of his funerals, and
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give him assured premise to be as assistants, and to convey him to his
last resting place. To the very same Prince, who was with him at
his last gasp, he made very earnest suit, he would command all his household
to wait upon him at his interment, inforcing many reasons, and alleaging
divers examples to prove that it was a thing very convenient, and fitting
a man of his qualitie: which assured promise when he had obtained, and
had at his pleasure marshalled the order how they should march, he seemed
quietly and contentedly to yeeld up the ghost. I have seldome seen
a vanitie continue for so long. This other curiositie meere opposite
unto it (which to prove I need not labour for homeexamples) seemeth in
my opinion cosen-german to this, that is, when one is ever ready to breathe
his last, carefully and passionately to endevour how to reduce the convoy
of his obsequies unto some particular and unwonted parcimonie, to one servant
and to one lanterne. I heare the humour and appointment of Marcus
AEmilius Lepidus commended, who expressly forbade his heires to use those
ceremonies about his interment, which in such cases were formerly accustomed.
Is it temperance and frugalitie, to avoid charge and voluptuousnesse, the
use and knowledge of which is imperceptable unto us? Loe here an
easie reformation, and of small cost. Were it requisite to appoint
any, I would be of opinion, that as well in that, as in all other actions
of man's life, every man should referre the rule of it to the qualitie
of his fortune. And the Philosopher Lycon did wisely appoint his
friends to place his body where they should thinke it fittest and for the
best: and for his obsequies, they should neither be superfluous, and over-costly,
nor base and sparing. For my part, I would wholly relie on custome,
which should dispose this ceremonie, and would yeeld my selfe to the discretion
of the first or next into whose hands I might chance to fall. Totus
hic locus est contemnendus in nobis, non negligendus in nostris:/1 'All
this matter should be despised of us,
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but not neglected of ours.' And religiously said a holy man; Curatio
funeris, conditio sepulturae, pompa exequiarum, magis sunt tivorum solatia,
quam subsidia mortuorum:/1 'In the procuration of funerals, the maner of
buriall, the pomp of obsequies, are rather comforts to the living, than
helps to the dead.' Therefore Socrates answered Criton, who at the houre
of his death asked him how he would be buried: Even as you please,
said he. Were I to meddle further with this subject, I would deeme
it more gallant to imitate those who yet living and breathing, undertake
to enjoy the order and honour of their sepulchres, and that please themselves
to behold their dead countenance in marble. Happy they that can rejoyce
and gratifle their sense with insensibilitie, and live by their death!
A little thing would make me conceive an inexpiable hatred against all
popular domination; although it seeme most naturall and just unto me; when
I call to minde that inhumane injustice of the Athenians, who without further
triall or remission, yea without suffering them so much as to reply or
answer for themselves, condemned those noble and worthy Captaines, that
returned victoriously from the sea-battell, which they (neere the Iles
Arginusae) had gained of the Macedenonians; the most contested, bloodie
and greatest fight the Grecians ever obtained by sea with their owne forces:
forsomuch as after the victory, they had rather followed those occasions,
which the law of warre presented unto them, for their availe, than to their
prejudice staid to gather and bury their dead men. And the successe
of Diomedon makes their ruthlesse execution more hatefull, who being a
man of notable and exemplar vertue, both military and politike, and of
them so cruelly condemned; after he had heard the bloody sentence, advancing
himselfe forward to speake, having fit opportunitie and plausible audience;
he, I say, in stead of excusing himselfe, or endevouring to justifie his
cause, or to exasperate the evident iniquity of so cruell a doome, expressed
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earnestly beseeching the Gods to turne that judgement to their good,
praying that for want of not satisfying the vowes which hee and his companions
had vowed in acknowledgement and thanksgiving for so famous a victory,
and honourable fortune, they might not draw the wrath and revenge of the
Gods upon them, declaring what their vowes were. And without more
words, or any further reasons, couragiously addressed himselfe to his execution.
But fortune some yeares after punished him alike, and made him taste of
the verie same sauce. For Chabrias, Captaine Generall of their sea-fleet,
having afterward obtained a famous victory of Pollis, Admirall of Sparta,
in the Ile of Naxos, lost absolutely the benefit of it, and onely contented
with the day (a matter of great consequence for their affaires) fearing
to incurre the mischiefe of this example, and to save a few dead carcasses
of his friends, that floated up and downe the sea, gave leasure to an infinite
number of his living enemies, whom he might easily have surprized to sail
away in safety, who afterward made them to purchase their importunate superstition,
at a deere-deere rate.
Quaeris, quo jaceas, post obitum, loc
Quo non nata jacent./1
Where shall you lie when you are dead?
Where they lye that were never bred.
This other restores the sense of rest unto a body without a soule,
Neque sepulchrum, quo recipiat, habeat portum corporis
Vbi remissa humana vita, corpus requiescat a malis?/2
To turne in as a hav'n, have he no grave
Where life left, from all griefe he rest may have.
Even as Nature makes us to see, that many dead things have yet certaine
secret relations unto life. Wine doth alter and change in sellers,
according to the changes and alterations of the seasons of its vineyard.
And the flesh of wilde beasts and venison doth change qualitie and taste
in the powdering-tubs, according to the nature of living flesh, as some
say that have observed it.
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1 SEN. Troas. chor. ii. 30. 2 Cic. Tusc. Qu. 1. i.
Enni
CHAPTER 1.IV+ HOW THE SOULE DISCHARGETH
HER PASSIONS UPON FALSE OBJECTS, WHEN THE TRUE FAILE IT
A GENTLFMAN of ours exceedingly subject to the gout, being instantly
solicited by his Physitions, to leave all manner of salt-meats, was wont
to answer pleasantly, that when the fits or pangs of the disease tooke
him, hee would have some body to quarell with; and that crying and cursing,
now against Bolonie-sausage, and sometimes by railing against salt neats-
tongues, and gammons of bakon, he found some ease. But in good earnest
even as the arme being lifted up to strike, if the stroke hit not, but
fall void, wee feele some paine in it, and many times strike it out of
joynt; and that to yeeld our sight pleasant, it must not be lost and dispiersed
in the vast ayre, but ought rather to have a limited bound to sustaine
it by a reasonable distance.
Ventus ut amittit vires, nisi robore densae
Occurrant silvae, spatio diffasus inani./1
As windes in emptie ayre diffus'd, strength lose
Unlesse thick-old-growne woods their strength oppose.
So seemes it that the soule moved and tossed, if she have not some hold
to take, loseth it selfe in it selfe, and must ever be stored with some
object, on which it light and worke. Plutarch saith fitly of those
affectionate themselves to Monkies and little Dogges, that the loving part
which is in us, for want of a lawful hold, rather than it will be idle,
doth forge a false and frivolous hold unto itselfe. And wee see that
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the soule in her passions doth rather deceive itselfe, by framing a
false and fantasticall subject unto itselfe, yea against her owne conceit,
than not to worke upon something. So doth their owne rage transport
beasts to set upon the stone or weapon that hath hurt them; yea and sometimes
with irefull teeth to revenge themselves against themselves, for the hurt
or smart they feele.
Pannonis haud aliter post utum saevior urs
Cui jaculum parva Lybis amentavit habena
Se rotat in vulnus, telumque irata receptu
Impetit, et secum fugientem circuit hastam./1
Even so the wound-enraged Austrian beare
On whom a Moore hath thir'ld his slinged speare
Wheeles on her wound, and raging bites the dart
Circling that flies with her, and cannot part.
What causes doe wee not invent, for the crosses that happen unto us? bee
it right, or wrong: what take we not hold of, to have something to strive
withall? It is not the golden locks thou tearest, nor the whitenesse
of the breast, which thou through vexation so cruelly dost smite, that
have by meanes of an unluckie bullet, lost thy deere-beloved brother: on
something else shouldest thou wreake thyselfe. Livius speaking of
the Romane army in Spaine, after the losse of two great Captaines that
were brethren. Flere omnes repente, et offensare capita:/2 'They
all wept and often beat their heades.' It is an ordidarie custome:
And the philosopher Byon was very pleasant with the king, that for griefe
tore his haire, when he said, 'Doth this man thinke, that baldnesse will
asswage his griefe? who hath not seene some to chew and swallow cardes,
aw wel-nigh choake themselves with bales of dice, only to be revenged for
the losse of some money?' Xerxes whipped the Sea, and writ a cartell of
defiance to the hill Athos: And Cyrus for many daies together ammused
his whole armie to be revenged of the river Gyndus, for the feare be tooke
passing over the same: And Caligula caused a verie faire house to
be defaced,
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for the pleasure his mother had received in the same. When I was
young, my countrimen were wont to say, That one of our neigbbour-Kings,
having received a blow at Gods hand, sware to be revenged on him, and ordained,
that for ten yeares space no man should pray unto him, nor speak of him,
nor (so long as he were in authority), beleeve in him. By which report,
they doe not so much publish the sottishnesse, as the ambitious glorie,
peculiar unto that nation of whom it was spoken. They are vices that
ever goe together: But in truth such actions enclime rather unto
selfe-conceit, than to fondnes. Augustus Caesar having beene beaten
by a tempest on the sea, defied the God Neptune, and in the celebration
of the Circensian games, that so he might be avenged on him, he caused
his image to be removed from out the place, where it stood amongst the
other Gods; wherein he is also less excusable, than the former, and lesse
than hee was afterward, when having lost a battel, under Quintilius Varus
in Germanie, all in a rage and desperate, he went up and downe beating
his bead against the walls, mainly crying out: 'Oh! Varus, restore
me my Souldiers againe:' For, those exceed, all follie (forsomuch as impietie
is joyned unto it that will wreake themselves against God, or fortune,
as if she had eares subject to our batterie: In imitation of the
Thracians, who when it lightens or thunders, begin with a Titanian revenge
to shoot against heaven, thinking by shooting of arrowes to draw God to
some reason. Now, as saith that ancient Poet in Plutarch,
Point ne se faut corroucer aux affaires
Il ne leur chaut de toutes noz coleres./1
We ought not angry be at what God dooth
For he cares not who beares an angry tooth.
But we shall never raile enough against the disorder and unrulinesse of
our minde.
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CHAPTER 1.V+ WHETHER THE CAPTAINE OF
A PLACE BESIEGED OUGHT TO SALLIE FORTH TO PARLIE
LVCIUS MARCIUS Legate of the Romans, in the warre against Perseus King
of Macedon, desirous to get so much time, as he wanted to prepare his army,
gave out some motives of accord, wherewith the king inveagled, yeelded
unto a truce for certaine daies: by which meanes he furnished his enemie
with opportunitie and leasure to arme himselfe: whereof proceeded the Kings
last ruine and over-throw. Yet is it, that the elders of the Senate,
mindfull of their fore-fathers customes, condemned this practice as an
enemie to their ancient proceedings, which was, said they, to fight with
vertue, and not with craft, not by surprises, or stratagems by night, nor
by set-flights, and unlookt-for approches, never undertaking a warre, but
after it was proclaimed, yea many times after the appointed houre and place
of the battell. With this conscience did they send backe to Pirrhus his
traitorous Physitian, and to the Phalisci their disloyall schoolemaster.
These were true Romane+ proceedings, and
not Grecian policies, nor Punike whes, with whom to vanquish by force is
lesse glorious than to conquer by treacherie. To deceive may serve
for the instant but hee only is judged to be overcome, that knowes he was
not vanquished by craft or deceit, nor by fortune or chance, but by meere
valour, betweene troupe and troupe, in an overt and just warre. {rules
of war+} It appeareth manifestly by the speech
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Dolus, an virtus, quis in hoste requirat?/1
Deceit, or vertue, either, in foes, it skills not whether.
The Achaians, saith Polibius, detested all manner of deceit in their warres,
deeming that no victorie, where their enemies courages were not quelled.
Eam vir sanctus, et sapiens sciat esse victoriam veram, quae salva fide,
et integra dignitate parabitur. 'A wise and religious man will know that
is victorie indeed, which shall be attained with credit unimpeached, and
dignitie untainted,' saith another.
Vos ne velit, an me regnare hera, quid-ve ferat fors
Virtute experiamur./2
If fortune will have you to raigne, or me
And what chance brings, let vertue's triall be.
In the Kingdome of Ternates, among those nations, which wee so full- mouthed,
call barbarous, the custome beareth, that they never undertake a warre,
before the same be denounced; thereunto adding an ample declaration of
the meanes they have to employ therein, what manner, and how many men,
what munition, and what Armes either offensive or defensive: which done,
they also establish as a law, that without reproach or imputation, it shall
be lawfull for any man, in their warres, to use what advantage soever,
may in any sort further or help them to vanquish. The ancient Florentines
were so far from desiring any advantage of their enemies by sudden surprises,
that a moneth before they could bring their Armie into the field, they
would give them warning, by the continuall sound of their common bell,
which they called Martinella. As for us, who are lesse superstitious,
and deeme him to have the honour of the warre, that hath the profit of
it, and according to Lisander, say, that 'Where the Lions-skinne will not
suffice, wee must adde a scantling of the Foxes;' the most ordinarie occasions
of surprises are drawne from this practice, and as wee say, there is no
time, wherein a Captaine ought to be more warie and circumspect to looke
about him, than
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that of parlies, and treaties of accord: And therefore is it a
common rule in the mouth of all our modern men of warre, that the Governour
or Commaunder of a besieged place, ought never to sallie forth himselfe
to parlie. In the time of our forefathers, the same was cast in the
teeth (as a reproach) unto the Lord of Montmord and Assigni, who defended
Mouson, against the Earle of Nanseaw. Yet in this case it were excusable
in him, that should so sallie out, that the assurance and advantage, might
still be on his side. As did the Earle Guido Rangoni in the Citie
of Reggio (if credit may be given to Bellay: for Guicciardin affirmeth,
that it was himselfe) when as the Lord of Escute, comming to parlie made
his approaches unto it; for he did so little forsake his fort, that whilest
they were in parlie, a commotion being raised, the Lord of Escute and the
troupes which came with him, in that tumult found himselfe to be the weakest,
so that Alexander Trivultio was there slaine, and hee deeming it the safest
way, was forced to follow the Earle, and on his word to yield himselfe
to the mercie and shelter of blowes, into the Citie. Eumenes in the
Citie of Nera, being urged by Antigenus, that besieged him, to sallie forth
to parlie, alleaging that there was reason he should come to him, sith
he was the better man, and the stronger: after he had made, this noble
answer, 'I will never thinke any man better than myselfe, so long as I
can hold or rule my sword;' nor did he ever yeeld untill Antigonus had
delivered him Ptolomey, his owne nephew for a pledge, whom he required.
Yet shall we see some to have prospered well in sallying foorth of their
holdes to parlie, upon the word and honor of the assailant; witnes Henrie
of Vaulx, a knight of Champaigns, who being beleagred by the English-men
in the Castle of Commercie, and Bartholmew of Bones, who at that siege
commaunded as Chiefe having caused the greatest part of the Castle to be
undermined, so that there wanted nothing but the giving of fire, utterly
to subvert the same, under the ruines of it, summoned the said Henrie to
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out, and for his owne good to parlie with him, which he did, accompanied
but with three more, who manifestly seeing the evident ruine, wherein he
was undoubtedly like to fall, acknowledged himselfe infinitely beholding
to his enemies unto whose discretion, after he had yeelded together with
his troup, and that fire the Castle was given to the Mine, the maine props
of the Castle failing, it was utterly overthrowne and carried away.
I am easily perswaded to yeeld to other mens words and faith, but hardly
would I doe it, when I should give other men cause to imagine, that I had
rather done it through despare and want of courage, than of a free and
voluntary choise, and confidence in his honestie and well-meaning.
CHAPTER 1.VI+ THAT THE HOURE OF PARLIES
IS DANGEROUS
NOTWITHSTANDING I saw lately, that those of Musidan, a place not farre
from mee, who with others of their partie were by our forces compelled
to dislodge thence, exclaimed, they were betraid, because during the speech
of accord, and the treatie yet continuing, they had beene surprized and
defeated; which thing might haply other ages have had some apparence of
truth; but, I say, our manner of proceeding in such cases, is altogether
differing from these rules, and no man ought to expect performance of promise
from an enemie, except the last seale of bond be fully annexed thereunto,
wherein notwithstanding is then much care and vigilancie required, and
much adoe shall be found. And it was ever a dangerous counsell to
trust the performance of word or oath given unto a Citie, that yeelds unto
gentle and favourable composition, and in that furie to give the needie,
bloudthirstie, and prey-greed Souldier free entrance into it, unto the
free choise and licence of a victorious armie. Lucius Emilius Regulus
a Romane Proctor, having lost his time in attempting by force to take the
Citie of the Phocens by reason of the singular prowesse, which the inhabitants
shewed, in stoutly defending themselves, covenanted to receive them as
friends unto the people of Rome, and to enter their Citie as a place confederate,
removing all feare of hostile-action from them. But to the end hee
might apeare more glorious and dreadfull, having caused his armie to enter
with him, doe what he might, be could not bridle the rage of his Souldiers;
and with his owne
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eies saw most part of the Citie ransacked and spoiled: the rights of
covetousnesse and revenge supplanting those of his authoritie and militarie
discipline. Cleomenes was wont to say, that 'What hurt soever a man
might doe his enemies in time of warre, was beyond justice, and not subject
unto it, as well towards the Gods as towards men:' who for seven dayes
having made truce with those of Argos, the third night, whilest they were
all asleepe mistrusting no harme, hee charged and overthrew them, aleaging
for his excuse, that in the truce no mention had beene made of nights.
But the Gods left not his perfidious policie unrevenged: For during
their enter- parlie and businesse about taking hostages, the Citie of Casilinum
was by surprise taken from him: which happened in the times of the justest
Captaines, and of the most perfect Romane discipline: For it is not
said, that time and place serving, wee must not make use and take advantage
of our enemies foolish oversight, as we doe of their cowardise. And
verily warre hath naturally many reasonable privileges to the prejudice
of reason. And here failes the rule; Neminem id agere, ut ex alterius praedetur
inscitia:/1 'That no man should endeavour to prey upon another mans ignorance.'
But I wonder of the scope that Xenophon allowes them, both by his discourse,
and by divers exploits of his perfect Emperour: an Author of wonderfull
consequence in such things, as a great Captaine and a Philosopher, and
one of Socrates chiefest Disciples, nor doe I altogether yeeld unto the
measure of his dispensation. The Lord of Aubigny besieging Capua,
after he had given it a furious batterie, the Lord Fabritius Colonna, Captaine
of the towne, having from under a bastion or skonce begunne to parlie,
and his men growing negligent and carelesse in their offices and guard,
our men did suddenly take the advantage offered them, entered the towne,
over-ranne it, and put all to the sword. But to come to later examples,
yea in our memorie, the Lord Iulio Romero at Yvoy, having committed this
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oversight to issue out of his holde, to parlie with the Constable of
France, at his returne found the Towne taken, and himselfe jack-out-of-
doores. But that wee may not pass out unrevenged, the Marques of
Pescara beleagering Genova, where the Duke Octavian Fregoso commanded under
our protection, and an accord between them having so long been treated,
and earnestly solicited, that it was held as ratified, and upon the point
of conclusion, the Spaniards being entred the Towne, and seeing themselves
the stronger, tooke their opportunitie and used it as a full and compleate
victorie: and since at Lygny in Baroe, where the Earle of Brienne commanded,
the Emperour having besieged him in person, and Bartholemy Lieutenant to
the saide Earle, being come foorth of his hold to parlie, was no sooner
out, whilest they were disputing, but the Towne was surprised, and he excluded,
They say,
Fu il vincer sempre mai laudabil cosa
Vincasi o per fortuna o per ingegno./1
To be victorious, evermore was glorious,
Be we by fortune or by wit victorious.
But the Philosopher Chrsippus would not have beene of that opinion; nor
I neither, for be was wont to say, 'That those who run for the masterie
may well employ all their strength to make speed, but it is not lawfull
for them to lay hands on their adversaries, to stay him, or to crosse legges,
to make him trip or fall.' And more generously answered Alexander the Great,
at what time Polypercon perswaded him to use the benefit of the advantage
which the darknesse of the night afforded him, to charge Darius. 'No, no,'
said hee, 'it fits not mee to hunt after night-stolne victories;' mato
me fortunae paeniteat, quam tictoriae pudeat./2 I had rather repent me
of my fortune, than be ashamed of my victorie.
Atque idem fugientem haud est dignatus Orode
Sternere, nec jacta caecum dare cuspide vulnus:
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Obvius adversoque occurrit, seque viro vi
Contulit, haud furto melior, sed fortibus armis./1
He deign'd not to strike downe Orodes flying
Or with his throwne-launce blindely-wound him running
But man to man afront himselfe applying
Met him, as more esteem'd for strength than cunning.
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CHAPTER 1.VII+ THAT OUR INTENTION JUDGETH
OUR ACTIONS
The common saying is, that "Death acquits us of all our bonds.' I know
some that have taken it in another sence. Henry the seventh, King
of England, made a composition with Philip, son to Maximilian the Emperour
or (to give him a more honorable title) father to the Emperour Charles
the fifth, that the said Philip should (deliver into his hands the Duke
of Suffolke, his mortall enemie, who was fled out of England, and saved
himself in the Low countries, always provided the king should attempt nothing
against the Dukes life; which promise notwithstanding, being neere his
end, he expresly by will and testament commanded his succeeding-sonne,
that immediately after his decease, he should cause him to be put to death.
In the late tragedie, which the Duke of Alva presented us withall at Brussels,
on the Earles of Horne and Egmond were many remarkable things and worthy
to be noted: and amongst others, that the said Count Egmond upon whose
faithfull word and assurance, the Earle of Horne was come in and yeelded
himselfe to the Duke of Alva, required very instantly to be first put to
death, to the end his death might acquit and free him of the
word_and_bond+, which he ought and was engaged for, to the said Earle
of Horne. It seemeth that death hath no whit discharged the former
of his word given, and that the second, without dying was quit of it.
We cannot be tied beyond our strength and meanes. The reason is,
because the effects and executions are not any way in our power,
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and except our will, nothing is truly in our power {Epictetus+}:
on it onely are all the rules of man's dutie grounded and established by
necessitie. And therefore Count Egmond, deeming his minde and will indebted
to his promise, how beit the power to effect it, lay not in his hands;
was no doubt cleerely absolved of his debt and dutie, although be had survived
the Count Horne. But the King of England failing of his word by his
intention, cannot be excused, though hee delaide the execution of his disloyaltie
untill after his death. No more than Herodotus his Mason who during
his natural life, having faithfully kept the secret of his Master the King
of AEgypts treasure, when he died discovered the same unto his children.
I have in my dayes seene many convicted by their owne conscience, for detaining
other men's goods, yet by their last will and testament to dispose themselves,
after their decease to make satisfaction. This is nothing to the
purpose. Neither to take time for a matter so urgent, nor with so small
interest or shew of feeling, to goe about to establish an injurie.
They are indebted somewhat more. And by how much more they pay incommodiously
and chargably, so much the more just and meritorious is their satisfaction.
Penitence ought to charge, yet doe they worse, who reserve the revealing
of some heinous conceit or affection towards their neighbour, to their
last will and affection, having whilest they lived ever kept it secret.
And seeme to have little regard of their owne honour, by provoking the
partie offended against their owne memory, and lesse of their conscience,
since they could never for the respect of death cancell their ill-grudging
affection, and in extending life beyond theirs. Oh wicked and ungodly
judges, which referre the judgement of a cause to such time as they have
no more knowledge of causes! I will as neere as I can prevent, that
my death reveale or utter any thing, my life hath not first publikely spoken.
CHAPTER 1.VIII+ OF IDLENESSE
As we see some idle-fallow grounds, if they be fat and fertile, to bring
foorth store and sundry roots of wilde and unprofitable weeds, and that
to keep them in use we must subject and imploy them with certain seeds
for our use and service; and as wee see some women, though single and alone,
often to bring foorth lumps of shapelesse flesh, whereas to produce a perfect
and naturall generation, they must be manured with another kinde of seed;
so is it of mindes, which except they be busied about some subject, that
may bridle and keepe them under, they will here and there wildely scatter
themselves through the vast field of imaginations.
Sicut aquae tremulum labris ubi lumnen aheni
Sole repercwsum, aut radiantis imagine Lunae
Omnia pervolitat late loca jamque sub aura
Erigitur, summique ferit laquearia tecti.
As trembling light reflected from the Sunne
Or radiant Moone on water-fild brasse lavers
Flies over all, in aire unpraised soone
Strikes house-top beames, betwixt both strangely wavers.
And there is no folly, or extravagant raving, they produce not in that
agitation.
----- velut aegri somnia, vana
Finguntur species./2
Like sicke mens dreames, that feigne
Inaginations vaine.
The minde that hath no fixed bound, will easily loose VIRG. AEn.
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itselfe: For, as we say, 'To be everiewhere, is to be nowhere.'
Quisquis ubigue habitat, Maxime, nusquam habitat./1
Good sir, he that dwels everywhere
No where can say, that he dwels there.
It is not long since I retired myselfe unto mine owne house, with full
purpose, as much as lay in me, not to trouble myselfe with any businesse,
but solitarily and quietly to weare out the remainder of my well-nighspent
life; where me thought I could doe my spirit no greater favour, than to
give him the full scope of idlenesse, and entertaine him as he best pleased,
and withall, to settle himselfe as he best liked: which I hoped he might
now, being by time become more setled and ripe, accomplish very easily:
but I finde,
Variam semper dant otia mentem./2
Evermore idlenesse
Doth wavering mindes addresse.
That contrariwise playing the skittish and loosebroken jade, he takes a
hundred times more cariere and libertie unto himselfe, than hee did for
others, and begets in me so many extravagant Chimeraes, and fantasticall
monsters, so orderlesse, and without any reason, one hudling upon another,
that at leasure to view the foolishnesse and monstrous strangenesse of
them, I have begun to keepe a register of them, hoping, if I live, one
day to make him ashamed, and blush at himselfe.
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CHAPTER 1.IX+ OF LYERS
THERE is no man living, whom it may lesse beseeme to speake of
memorie+, than myselfe, for to say truth, I have none at all: and am
fully perswaded that no mans can be so weake and forgetfull as mine.
All other parts are in me common and vile, but touching memorie, I thinke
to carrie the prise from all other, that have it weakest, nay and to gaine
the reputation of it, besides the naturall want I endure (for truely considering
the necessitie of it, Plato hath reason to name it a great and mighty goddesse).
In my countrie, if a man will imply that one hath no sense, he will say,
such a one hath no memorie: and when I complaine of mine, they reprove
me, and will not beleeve me, as if I accused myselfe to be mad and senselesse.
They make no diference betweene memorie and wit: which is an empairing
of my market: But they doe me wrong, for contrariwise it is commonly
seene by experience, that excellent memories do rather accompany weake
judgements. Moreover they wrong me in this (who can do nothing so well
as to be a perfect_friend+) that
the same words which accuse my infirmitie, represent ingratitude. From
my affection they take hold of my memorie, and of a naturall defect, they
infer a want of judgement or conscience. Some will say, he hath forgotten
this entreaty or request, or that promise, he is not mindful of his old
friends, he never remembered to say, or doe, or conceale this or that,
for my sake. Verily I may easily forget, but to neglect the charge
my friend hath committed to my trust, I never do it. Let them beare
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with my infirmitie, and not conclude it to be a kind of malice; which
is so contrarie an enemie to my humor. Yet am I somewhat comforted.
First, because it is an evil, from which I have chieflie drawne the reason
to correct a worse mischiefe, that would easily have growne upon me, that
is to say, ambition+;
which defect is intolerable in them that meddle with worldly negotiations.
For as divers like examples of natures progresse, say, she hath happily
strengthened other faculties in me, according as it hath growne weaker
and weaker in me, and I should easily lay downe and wire-draw my minde
and judgement, upon other mens traces, without exercising their proper
forces, if by the benefit of memorie, forren inventions and strange opinions
were present with me. That my speech is thereby shorter for the Magazin
of Memorie is peradventure more stored with matter, than is the store-house
of Invention. Had it held out with me, I had ere this wearied all
my friends with pratling: the subjects rouzing the meane facultie I have
to manage employ them, strengthening and wresting my discourses. It is
pitie; I have assayed by the trial of some of my private friends: according
as their memory hath ministered them a whole and perfect matter, who recoile
their narration so farre-backe, and stuff it with so many vaine circumstances,
that if the story bee gqod, they smoother the goodnesse of it: if bad,
you must needs either curse the good fortune of their memorie, or blame
the misfortune of their judgement. And it is no easie matter, being
in the midst of the cariere of a discourse, to stop cunningly, to make
a sudden period, and to cut it off. And there is nothing whereby
the cleane strength of a horse is more knowne, than to make a readie and
cleane stop. Among the skilfull I see some that strive, but cannot
stay their race. Whilest they labour to finde the point to stop their
course, they stagger and falter, as men that faint through weaknesse.
Above all, old men are dangerous, who have onely the memorie of things
past left them, and have lost the remembrance of their repetitions.
I have heard some very pleasant
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reports become most irkesome and tedious in the mouth of a certaine
Lord, forsomuch as all the bye-standers had many times beene cloyed with
them. Secondly (as said an ancient Writers that I doe not so much
remember injuries received. I had need have a prompter as Darius
had, who not to forget the wrong he had received of the Athenians, whensoever
he sate downe at his table, caused a page to sing unto him, 'Sir, remember
the Athenians,' and that the places or bookes which I read over, do ever
smile upon me with some new noveltie. It is not without reason, men
say, that be who hath not a good and readie memorie should never meddle
with telling of lies, and feare to become a liar. I am not ignorant
how the Grammarians make a difference betweene speaking untrue and lying;
and say that to speake untruly is to speake that which is false, but was
reputed true; and that the definition of the Latin word, mentiri, whence
the French word, mentir, is derived, which in English is to lie, implieth
and meaneth to goe against ones conscience: and by consequence it concerneth
onely those, who speake contrary to that which they know, of whom I speake.
Now, these, either invent, seale, stampe and all, or else they disguise
and change a true ground. When they disguise or change, if they be
often put to the repetition of one thing, it is hard for them to keepe
still in one path, and very strange if they lose not themselves: because
the thing, as it is, having first taken up her stand in the memory, and
there by the way of knowledge and witting, imprinted itselfe, it were hard
it should not represent itselfe to the imagination, displacing and supplanting
falshood, which therein can have no such footing, or setled fastnesse;
and that the circumstances of the first learning, still diving into the
minde, should not cause it to disperse the remembrance of all false or
bastardizing parts gotten together. Where they altogether invent, forsomuch
as there is no certaine impression, to front their falshood, they seeme
to have so much the lesser feare to mistake or forget themselves, which
also notwithstanding
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being an airie bodie, and without hold-fast may easily escape the memorie,
except it be well assured, whereof I have often do my no small pleasure)
seene the experience, at the cost of those, who professe never to frame
their speech, but as, best shall fit the affaires they negotiate, and as
best shall please the great men they speak unto. For the circumstances
to which they will subject their credit and conscience, being subject to
many changes, their speech must likewise diversifie and change with them,
whence it followeth that of one selfsame subject they speak diversly, as
now yellow, now gray, to one man thus, and thus to another. And if
peradventure these kind of men hoard-up their so contrarie instructions,
what becomes of this goodly art? Who besides, often most foolishly
forget themselves, and run at randon: For what memorie shall suffice
them, to remember so many different formes they have framed to one same
subject? I have in my dayes seene divers that have envied the reputation
of this worthy kind of wisedome, who perceive not, that if there be a reputation,
there can be no effect. Verily, lying is an ill and detestable vice.
Nothing makes us men, and no other meanes keeps us bound one to another,
but our word+; knew we but the horror and weight
of it, we would with fire and sword pursue and hate the same, and more
justly than any other crime. I see all men generally busied (and
that verie improperly) to punish certaine innocent errours in children
which have neither impression nor consequence, and chastice and vex them
for rash and fond actions. Onely lying and stubbornnesse somewhat
more, are the faults whose birth and progresse I would have severely punished
and cut off; for they grow and increase with them: and if the tongue have
once gotten this ill-habit, good Lord how hard, nay how impossible it is
to make her leave it? whereby it ensueth, that we see many very honest
men in other matters, to bee subject and enthralled to that fault.
I have a good lad to my tailour, whom I never heard speak a truth, no not
when it might stand him instead of profit. If a lie
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had no more faces+ but one, as truth had,
we should be in farre better termes than we are: For whatsoever a
lier should say, we would take it in a contrarie sense. But the opposite
of truth has many shapes, and an undefinite field. The Pythagoreans
make good to be certaine and finite and evil to be infinite and uncertain.
A thousand by-wayes misse the marke, one onely hits the same. Surely
I can never assure myselfe to come to a good end, to warrant an extreme
evident danger, by a shamelesse and solemne lie. An ancient father
saith, 'We are better in the companie of a known dogge, than in a mans
societie, whose speech is unknowne to us. Vt externus alieno non
sit hominis vice: 'A stranger to a stranger is not like a man.' And how
much is a false speech lesse sociable than silence? King Francis
the first, vaunted himselfe to have by this meanes brought Francis Taverna,
ambassador to Francis Sforza, Duke of Millane, to a non- plus; a man very
famous for his rare eloquence, and facilitie in speech, who had beene dispatched
to excuse his master, toward his Majestie, of a matter of great importance,
which was this. The King to keepe ever some intelligence in Italy,
whence he had lately beene expelled, but especially in the Dukedome of
Millane, thought it expedient to entertaine a Gentleman of his about the
Duke, in effect as his Ambassador, but in apparence as a private man; who
should make shew to reside there about his particular affairess, forsomuch
as the Duke, who depended much more of the Emperour (chiefely then that
he was treating a marriage with his niece, daughter of the King of Denmarke,
who is at this day Dowager of Loraine) could not without great prejudice
unto himselfe discover to have any correspondencie and conference with
us. For which commission and purpose a Gentleman of Millane, named
Merveille, then serving the King in place of one of the Quiers of his Quierie,
was deemed fit. This man being dispatched with secret letters of
credence, and instructions of an Ambassador,
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to the Duke in favour of his particular affaires, as a maske and pretence
of his proceedings, continued so long about the Duke, that the Emperour
began to have some suspition of him; which as we suppose was cause of what
ensued, which was, that under colour of a murther committed, the Duke one
night caused the said Merveille to be beheaded, having ended his processe
in two dayes. Master Francis being come to the Court fraught with
a long counterfet deduction of this storie (for the King had addressed
himselfe to all the Princes of Christendome, yea and to the Duke himselfe
for justice, for such an outrage committed upon his servant had one morning
audience in the Kings councell- chamber: who for the foundation of his
cause having established and to that end projected many goodly and colourable
apparences of the fact: namely, that the Duke his master had never taken
Merveille for other than a private gentleman, and his owne subject, and
who was come thither about his private busines, where he had never lived
under other name, protesting he had never knowne him to be one of the King's
houshold, nor never heard of him, much lesse taken him for his Majesties
Agent. But the King urging him with divers, objections and demands,
and charging him on every side, prest him so farre with the execution done
by night, and as it were by stealth, that the seely man, being much entangled
and suddenly surpised, as if he would set an innocent face on the matter
answered, that for the love and respect of his Majestie, the Duke his Master
would have beene very loth that such an execution should have beene done
by day. Heere every man may guesse whether he were taken short or
no, having tripped before so goodly a nose, as was that of our King Francis
the first. Pope Iulius the second, having sent an ambassador to the
King of England to animate him against our aforesaid King: the Ambassador
having his audience touching his charge, and the King in his answer urging
and insisting upon the difficultie he found and foresaw in levying such
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venient forces, as should be required to withstand so mightie, and set
upon so puisant a King, and alleaging certaine pertinent reasons:
The Ambassador fondly and unfitly replied, that himselfe had long before
maturely considered them and had told the Pope of them. By which
answer so farre from his proposition (which was with all speed, and without
more circumstances to undertake and undergoe a dangerous warre) the King
of England tooke hold of the first argument which in effect he afterward
found true, which was, that the said Ambassador, in his owne particular
intent, was more affected to the French side, whereof advertising his master,
his goods were all confiscate, himselfe disgraced, and he very hardly escaped
with life.
CHAPTER 1.X+ OF READIE OR SLOW SPEECH
Onc ne furent a tous toutes qraces donnees.
All God's good graces are not gone
To all, or of all anyone.
So doe we see that in the gift of eloquence, some have such a facility
and promptitude, and that which we call utterance, so easie and at command,
that at all assaies, and upon everie occasion, they are ready and provided;
and others more slow, never speake anything except much laboured and premeditated,
as Ladies and daintie Dames are taught rules to take recreations and bodily
exercises, according to the advantage of what they have fairest about them.
If I were to give the like counsel, in those two different advantages of
eloquence whereof Preachers and pleading-lawiers of our age seeme to make
profession; the slow speaker in mine opinion should be the better preacher,
and the other the better lawier. Forsomuch as charge of the first
allowes him as much leisure as he pleaseth to prepare himselfe; moreover
his cariere continueth still in one kinde without interruption: whereas
the lawyers occasions urging him still upon any accident to be ready to
enter the lists: and the unexpected replies and answers of his adverse
parlie, do often divest him from his purpose, wher he is enforced to take
a new course. Yet is it, that at the last enterview which was at Marseilles
betweens Pope Clement the seventh, and Francis the first, our King, it
hapned cleane contrarie, where Monsieur Poyet, a man of chiefe reputation,
and all dayes of his life brought up to plead at the bar, whose
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charge being to make an Oration before the Pope, and having long time
before premeditated and con'd the [REDO 43] remaineth mute, if he have
no leisure to prepare himselfe, and he likewise to whom leisure giveth
no advantage to say better, are both in one selfe degree of strangeness.
It is reported that Severus Cassius spake better extempore, and without
premeditation. That he was more beholding to fortune, than to his
diligence; that to be interrupted in his speech redounded to his profit:
and that his adversaries feared to urge him, lest his sudden anger should
redouble his eloquence. I know this condition of nature by experience,
which cannot abide a vehement and laborious premeditation: except it hold
a free, a voluntarie, and selfe pleasing course, it can never come to a
good end. We commonly say of some compositions, that they smell of the
oile {sprezzatura+},
and of the lampe, by reason of a certaine harshnesse, and rudenesse, which
long plodding labour imprints in them that be much elaborated. But
besides the care of well-doing, and the contention of the minde, overstretched
to her enterprise, doth breake and impeach the same; even
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as it hapneth unto water, which being closely pent in, through its owne
violence and abundance, cannot finde issue at an open gullet. In
this condition of nature, whereof I now speake, this also is joyned unto
it, that it desireth not to be pricked forward by these strong passions,
as the anger of Cassius (for that motion would be overrude) it ought not
to be violently shaken, but yeeldingly solicited: it desireth to be rouzed
and prickt forward by strange occasions, both present and casual.
If it go alone, it doth but languish and loyteron is her life and grace.
I canuot well conataine myselfe in mine owne possession and disposition,
chance hath more interest in it than myselfe; occasion, company, yea the
change of my voice drawes more from my minde than I can finde therein,
when by myselfe I second and endevor to employ the same. My words
likewise are better than my writings, if choice may be had in so worthlesse
things. This also hapheth unto me, that where I seeke myselfe, I
finde not myselfe: and I finde myselfe more by chance, than by the search
of mine owne judgement. I shall perhaps have cast foorth some suttletie
in writing, haply dull and harsh for another, but smooth and curious for
myselfe. Let us leave all these complements and quaintnesse. That
is spoken by everie man, according to his owne strength, I have so lost
it, that I wot not what I would have said, and strangers have sometilnes
found it before me. Had I alwayes a razor about me, where that hapneth,
I should cleane raze myselfe out. Fortune may at some other time
make the light thereof appeare brighter unto me than that of mid-day, and
will make mee wonder at mine owne faltring or sticking in the myre.
CHAPTER 1.XI + OF PROGNOSTICATIONS
As touching Oracles it is very certaine, that long before the comming
of our Saviour Iesus Christ, they had begun to lose their credit: for we
see that Cicero laboureth to finde the cause of their declination: and
these be his words: Cur isto modo jam oracula Delphis non eduntur,
non modo nostra aetate, sed jamdiu, ut nihil possit esse contemptius?|1
'Why in like sort are not oracles now uttered, not onely in our times,
but a good while since, so as now nothing can be more contemptible?' But
as for other Prognostikes, that were drawne from the anatomie of beasts
in sacrifice, to which Plato doth in some sort ascribe the naturall constitution
of the intermall members of them, of the scraping of chickens, of the flight
of birds, Aves quasdam rerum augurandarum causa natas esse putamus:/2 'We
are of opinion', certain birds were even bred to prognosticate some things;
of thunders, of turnings and backe-recourse of rivers.' Multa cernunt aruspices:
multa augures provident: multa oraculis declarantur: multa vaticinationibus:
multa somniis: multa portentis:/3 'Soothsayers see much: bird-prophets
foresee as much: much is foretold by Oracles; much by prophecies; much
by portentuous signes,' and others, upon which antiquitie grounded most
of their enterprises, as well publike as private: our religion hath abolished
them. And albeit there remaine yet amongst us some meanes of divination
in the starres, in spirits; in shapes of the
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body in dreames, and elsewhere a notable example of the mad and fond
curiositie of our nature, ammusing it selfe to preoccupate future things,
as if it had not enough to doe to digest the present.
----- cur hanc titi, rector
Olympi
Sollicitis mortalibus addere curam
Noscant venturas ut dira per omnia clade
Bit subitum quodcunque paras, sit caeca futur
Mens hominum fati, liceat sperare timenti./2
Why pleas'd it thee, thou ruler of the spheares,
To adde this care to mortals care-clog'd minde
That they their miserie know, ere it appeares?
Let thy drifts sudden come; let men be blind
T'wards future fate: oh let him hope that feares. {Pope+}
Ne utile quidem est scire quid futurum sit: Miserum est enim, nihil
profidentem angi:/3 It is not so much as profitable for us to know what
is to come, for it is a miserable thing, a man should fret and be vexed,
and do no good.' {fortune+}
Yet is it of much lesse authoritie, loe here, wherefore the example of
Francis Marquis of Salum hath seemed remarkable unto me: who being Lieutenant
General unto Francis our King, and over all his forces, which he then had
beyond the Mountaines in Italie, a man highly favoured in al our court,
and otherwise infinitly beholding to the King for that very, Marquisate,
which his brother had forfeited: and having no occasion to doe it, yea
and his minde and affections contradicting the same, buffered himselfe
to be frighted and deluded (as it hath since been manifestly prooved) by
the fond Prognostications which then throughout all Europe were given out
to the advantage of the Emperor Charles the fift and to our prejudice in
Italy, where these foolish predictions so much possesed the Italians, that
in Rome there were laid great wagers, and much money given out upon the
exchange, that we should utterly be overthrowne) that after he had much
condoled, yea and complained with his secret friends, the unavoidable
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miseries which he foresaw prepared by the fates against the Crowne of
France, and the many friends he had there, he unkindly revolted, and became
a turne-cote on the Emperors side, to his intolerable losse and destraction,
notwithstanding all the constellations then reigning. But be was
drawne unto it as a man encompassed and beset by divers passions; for having
both strong castles, and-all maner of munition and strength in his owne
hands, the enemies armie under Antonio Leva about three paces from him,
and we nothing mistrusting him, it was in his power to do worse than he
did. For notwithstanding his treason, we lost neither man nor towne,
except Fossan, which long after was by us stoutly contested and defended.
Prudens futuri temporis exitu
Caliginosa nocte premit Deus
Ridetque, si mortalis ultr
Fas trepidat./1
Our wise God hides in pitch-darke nigh
Of future time th' event decreed
And laughes at man, if man (affright
Feare more than he to feare hath need.
Ille potens su
Laetqusue deget, cui licet in diem
Dixisse, vixi, cras vel atr
Nube polum pater occupato,
Vel sole puro./2
He of himselfe lives merily
Who each day, I have liv'd, can say
To morrow let God charge the skie
With darke clouds, or faire sun-shine-ray.
Laetus in praesens animus, quod ultra est,
Oderit curare./3
For present time a mery mind
Hates to respect what is behind.
And those which take this word in a contrary sense are in the wrong.
Ista sic reciprocantur ut et si divinatio sit dii sint, et
si dii sint sit divinatio:/4
'This conse-
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quence is so reciprocall as if there be any divination, there are Gods:
and if there be Gods, there is divination.' Much more wisely Pacuvius.
Nam istis linguam avium intelligunt
Plusque ex alieno jecoresapiunt, quam ex su
Magis audiendum, quam auscultandum censio./1
Who understand what language birds expresse
By their owne than beasts-livers knowing lesse
They may be heard, not hearkned to, I guesse.
This so famous art of divination of the Tuskanes grew thus. A husband-man
digging very deepe intothe ground saw Tages, a demy-God appear out of it,
with an infantine face, yet fraught with an age-like wisdom. All
men ran to see him, and both his words and knowledgee were for many ages
after remembred, and collected, containing the principles and meanes of
this art. An ofspring sutable to her progresse. I would rather
direct affaires by the chance of dice, than by such frivolous dreames.{Gloucester+}
And truly in all common-wealths, men have ever ascribed much authoritie
unto lot. Plato in the policie which he imagineth by discretion,
ascribed the deciding of many important effects unto it, and amongst other
things would have marriages betweene the good to bee contrived by lot.
And giveth so large privileges unto this casuall election, that he appoints
the children proceeding from them to bee brought up in the countrie; and
those borne of the bad to be banished and sent abroad. Notwithstanding
if any of those so exiled shall by fortune happen, whilest he is growing,
to shew some good hope of himselfe, that he may be revoked and sent-for
backe, and such amongst the first as shall in their youth give small hope
of future good to be banished. I see some that studie, plod, and
glosse their Almanackes, and in all accidents alleage their authoritie.
A man were as good to say, they must needs speake truth and lies.
Quis est enim qui totum diem
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jaculans, non aliquando conlincet?/1 'For who is he that, shooting all
day, sometimes hits not the white?' I thinke not the better of them, though
what they say proove sometimes true. It were more certaine, if there
were either a rule or a truth to lie ever. Seeing no man recordeth
their fables, because they are ordinarie and infinit; and their predictions
are made to be of credit, because they are rare, incredible and prodigious;
so answered Diagoras surnamed the Atheist (being in Samothrace) to him,
who in shewing him diver's vowes and offrings hanging in the Temple, brought
thither by such as had escaped shipwracke, said thus unto him: 'You that
thinke the Gods to have no care of humane things, what say you by so many
men saved by their grace and helpe?' 'Thus is it done,' answered he: 'Those
which were drowned farre exceeding their number, are not here set- forth.'
Cicero saith, That amongst all other Philosophers that have avowed and
acknowledged the Gods, onely Xenophanes the Colophonian hath gone about
to root out all maner of divination. It is so much the lesse to be
wondred at, if at any time we have seene some of our Princes mindes, to
their great damage, relie upon such like vanities. I would to God,
I had with mine owne eyes seene those two wonders, mentioned in the booke
of Ioachin the Abbat of Calabria, who foretold all the Popes that should
ensue, together with their names and shapes: And that of Leo the
Emperor, who fore-spake all the Emperors and Patriarkes of Greece.
This have I seene with mine owne eyes, that in publike confusions, men
amazed at their owne fortune, give themselves head-long, as it were to
all maner of superstition, to search in heaven the causes and ancient threats
of their ill-lucke; and in my time are so strangely successefull therein,
as they have perswaded me, that it is an ammusing of sharpe and idle wits;
that such as are inured to this subtletie, by folding and unfolding them,
may in all other writings be capable to finde out what they seeke-after.
But above all,
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their dark, ambiguous, fantasticall, and propheticall, gibrish, mends
the matter much, to which their authors never give a plaine sense, that
posterity may apply what meaning and construction it shall please unto
it. The Daemon of Socrates was peradventure a certaine impulsion
or will, which without the advice of his discourse presented it selfe unto
him. In a minde so well purified, and by continuall exercise of wisedome
and vertue so wel prepared, as his was, it is likely, his inclinations
(though rash and inconsiderate) were ever of great moment, and worthie
to be followed. Every man feeleth in himselfe some image of such agitations,
of a prompt, vehement and casuall opinion. It is in me to give them
some authoritie, that affoord so little to our wisedome. And I have
had some, equally weake in reason, and violent in perswasion and disswasion
(which was more ordinarie to Socrates) by which I have so happily and so
profitably suffred my selfe to be transported, as they might perhaps be
thought to containe some matter of divine inspiration.
CHAPTER 1.XII+ OF CONSTANCIE
The law of resolution and constancie implieth not, we should not, as
much as lieth in our power shelter our selves from the chiefes and inconveniences
that threaten us, nor by consequence feare, they should surprise us.
Contrariwise, all honest meanes for a man to warrant himselfe from evils
are not onely tolerable, but commendable. And the part of constancie
is chiefly acted, in firmely bearing the inconveniences, against which
no remedie is to be found. So that there is no nimblenesse of bodie,
nor wealding of hand-weapons, that we will reject, if it may in any sort
defend us from the blow, meant at us. Many most warlike nations in
their conflicts and fights, used retreating and flight as a principall
advantage, and shewed their backs to their enemie much more dangerously
than their faces. The Turkes at this day retaine something of that
humour. And Socrates in Plato doth mocke at Laches, because he had
defined fortitude, to keepe herselfe steadie in her rancke against her
enemies; 'What,' saith hee, 'were it then cowardise to beat them in giving
them place?' And alleageth Homer against him, who commendeth in AEneas
his skill in flying and giving ground. And because Laches being better
advised, avoweth that custome to be amongst the Scithians, and generally
amongst all horsemen, he alleageth further unto him the example of the
Lacedemonian footmen (a nation above all other used to fight on foot who
in the battell of Plateae, to open and to put to rowt the Persian Phalanx,
advised themselves to scatter and put themselves backe,
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that so by the opinion of their flight, they might if they should pursue
them, rush in upon them, and put that so combined-masse to rout.
By which meanes they gained the victorie. Touching the Scithians,
it is reported, that when Darius went to subdue them, he sent their King
many reproachfull speeches, for so much as hee ever saw him retire and
give ground before him, and to avoid the maine battell. To whom Indathirsez
(for so was his name) answered, that 'They did it not for feare of him,
nor any other man living, but that it was the fashion of his nation to
march thus: as having neither cities, nor houses, nor manured land to defend,
or to feare their enemies should reape any commoditie by them.' But if
hee had so great a desire to feed on them, he might draw neerer to view
the place of their ancient Sepulchers, and there hee should meet with whom
to speake his belly-full. Notwithstanding when a man is once within reach
of cannonshot, and as it were point-blancke before them, as the fortune
of warre doth diverse times bring men unto, it ill beseemeth a resolute
minde to start- aside, or be daunted at the threat of a shot, because by
the violence and suddennesse thereof wee deeme it inevitable: and there
are some, who by lifting up of a hand, or stooping their head have sometimes
given their fellowes cause of laughter: yet have we seeene in the voyage,
the Emperour Charles the fifth made against us in Provence, the Marquis
of Guasto, being gone out to survey the citie of Arles, and shewn himself
out of a winde- mill, under colour of which he was come somewhat neere
the Towne, he was discovered by the Lord of Bonevall, and the Seneshall
of Agenois, who were walking upon the Theatre Aux arenes (so called in
French because it is fall of sand) who shewing him to the Lord of Villiers,
Commissarie of the Artillerie, hee mounted a culverin so levell, that had
not the Marquis perceived the fire, and so started aside, it was constantly
affirmed, hee had beene shot through the body likewise not many yeeres
before, Lorence of Medici, Duke of Vrbin, and father to the Queene-mother
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Mondolphe, a place in Italie, in the province named Vicariate, seeing
fire given to a piece that stood upright upon him, stooped his head, and
well befell him that he plaide the duck, for otherwise the bullet, which
wenr right over, and within a little of his head, had doubtlesse shot him
through the paunch. But to say truth, I will never thinke these motions
were made with discourse, for what judgement can you give of an aime, either
high or low, in a matter so sudden? It may rather be thought that
fortune favoured their feare: and which an other time might as well bee
a meane to make them fall into the cannons-mouth, as to avoid the same.
I cannot chuse, if the cracke of a musket doe suddenly streeke mine eares,
in a place where I least looke for it, but I must needs start at it: which
I have seene happen to men of better sort than myselfe. Nor doe the
Stoickes meane, that the Soule of their wisest man in any sort resist the
first visions and sudden fantasies, that surprise the same: but rather
consent that, as it were unto a naturall subjection, he yeelds and shrinks
unto the loud clattering and roare of heaven, or of some violent downefall;
for example-sake, unto palenesse, and contraction. So likewise in
other passions, alwayes provided, his opinion remaines safe and whole,
and the situation of his reason+, admit no
tainting or alteration whatsoever: and hee no whit consent to his fright
and sufferance. Touching the first part; the same hapneth to him,
that is not wise, but farre otherwise concerning the second. For
the impression of passions doth not remaine superficiall in him: but rather
penetrates even into the secret of reason, infecting and corrupting the
same. He judgeth according to them and conformeth himselfe to them.
Consider precisely the state of the wise Stoicke:
Mens immota manet, lachrymae volvuntur inanes./1
His minde doth firme remaine,
Teares are distill'd in vaine.
the wise Peripatetike doth not exempt himselfe from perturbations of the
mind, but doth moderate them.
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CHAPTER 1.XIII+ OF CEREMONIES IN THE ENTERVIEW
OF KINGS
THERE is no subject so vaine, that deserveth not a place in this rapsodie.
It were a notable discourtesie unto our common rules, both towards an equall,
but more toward a great person, not to meete with you in your house, if
he have once warned you that he will come: And Margaret Queene of
Navarre, was wont to say to this purpose, 'That it was a kinde of incivilitie
in a gentleman, to depart from his house, as the fashion is, to meet with
him that is comming to him, how worthy soever he be: and that it more agreeth
with civilitie and respect, to stay for him at home, and there to entertain
him: except it were for feare the stranger should misse his way: and that
it sufficeth to companie and wait upon him, when he is going away again.'
As for me, I oftentimes forget these vaine offices; as one that endevoureth
to abolish all maner of ceremonies+ in
my house. Some will bee offended at it, what can I doe withall?
I had rather offend a stranger once, than my selfe everie day; for it were
a continuall subjection. To what end doe men avoid the servitude
of Courts, and entertaine the same in their owne houses? Moreover
it is a common rule in all assemblies, that hee who is the meaner man,
commeth first to the place appointed, forsomuch as it belongs to the better
man to be staid-for and waited upon by the other. Neverthelesse we
saw that at the enterview, prepared at Merceilles betweene Pope Clement
the seventh, and Francis the first, King of France, the King having appointed
all necessarie preparation, went him-selfe
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out of the Towne, and gave the Pope two or three dayes leasure, to make
his entrie into it, and to refresh himselfe, before he would come to meet
him there. Likewise at the meeting of the said Pope with the Emperour
at Bologna, the Emperour gave the Pope advantage and leasure to be first
there, and afterward came himselfe. It is (say they) an ordinarie
ceremonie at enter-parlies betweene such Princes, that the better man should
ever come first to the place appointed yea before him in whose countrey
the assembly is and they take it in this sence, that it is, because this
complement should testifie, he is the better man, whom the meaner goeth
to seeke, and that hee sueth unto him. Not onely each countrey, but
every Citie, yea, and every vocation hath his owne particular
decorum+{sprezzatura+}
I have very carefully beene brought up in mine infancie, and have lived
in verie good company, because I would not bee ignorant of the good maners
of our countrey of France, and I am perswaded I might keepe a schoole of
them. I love to follow them, but not so cowardly, as my life remaine
thereby in subjection. They have some painfull formes in them, which
if a man forget by discretion, and not by errour, hee shall no whit bee
disgraced. I have often seene men proove unmanerly by too much maners,
and importunate by over-much courtesie+.
The knowledge of entertainment is otherwise a profitable knowledge.
It is, as grace+ and beautie are, the reconciler
of the first accoastings of society and familiarity: and by consequence,
it openeth the entrance to instruct us by the example of others, and to
exploit and produce our example, if it have any instructing or communicable
thing in it.
CHAPTER 1.XIV+ MEN ARE PUNISHED BY TO MUCH
OPINIONATING THEMSELVES IN A PLACE
WITHOUT REASON
VALOUR hath his limits, as other vertues have: which if a man out-go,
hee shall find himselfe in the traine of vice: in such sort, that unlesse
a man know their right bounds, which in truth are not on a sudden easily
hit upon, he may fall into rashnesse, obstinacie and folly. For this
consideration grew the custome wee hold in warres, to punish, and that
with death, those who wilfully opiniate themselves to defend a place, which
by the rules of warre cannot be kept. Otherwise upon hope of impunitie,
there should bee no cottage that might not entertaine an Armie. The
Lord Constable Momorancie at the siege of Pavia, having beene appointed
to passe over the river Tesine, and to quarter himselfe in the suburbs
of Saint Antonie, being impeached by a tower that stood at the end of the
bridge. and which obstinately would needs hold out, yea and to be battered,
caused all those that were with-in it, to be hanged. The same man
afterward, accompanying my Lord the Dolphin of France in his iourney beyond
the Alpes, having by force taken the Castle Villane, and all those that
were within the same, having by the furie of the Souldiers bin put to the
sword, except the Captaine, and his Ancient, for the same reason, caused
them both to be hanged and strangled: As did also Captaine Martin
du Bellay, the Governour of Turin, in the same conntrey, the Captaine of
Saint Bony: all the rest of his men having beene massacred at the taking
of the place. But forsomuch as the judgement
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of the strength or weaknesse of the place is taken by the estimate and
counterpoise of the forces that assaile it (for som might justly opinionate
himselfe against two culverins, that wold play the mad-man to expect thirtie
cannons) where also the greatnesse of the Prince conquering must be considered,
his reputation, and the r |